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the most offensive comeback to ever be said. this comeback makes "your mom" seem like a nice thing to say. this comeback can out roast any insult thrown your way.
person one:You gay
person two: i know you are, but what am i
whole everyone else: OOOOHHHHHHH
A popular saying that supposedly originates from an April Fools prank that the staff at DeviantArt.com played on their members. The prank consists of temporarily switching the avatar of every site member with a sprite animation of a the pokemon mudkip saying (in purposely misspelled text) "so i herd u liek mudkips"
It is often quoted and parodied for humorous purposes.
Unfortunately due to complaining DeviantArt staff haven't used this prank lately.
"So i herd you liek mudkips?"
"Heck no give me my avatar back."
I am totally in love with you just to embarrassed to say it outloud because it sounds creepy please date me
Ya I kinda like you
*thinks to himself*(please date me)
Knowing or presuming someone as a member of the lgbtq+ community. Commonly used when commenting on a character of whom many head cannon as queer. Also present in the “homophobic dog” meme lore.
“i know what you are Michael” (mike wheeler stranger things)
A scape goat for women who don't have the ovaries to say I'm not interested in pursuing a relationship with you.
"I Love You, But I'm Not IN Love With You"
"What does that even mean?"
"Let's just be friends"
"What, why?"
"I like you like a brother"
"Jesus F***ing Christ"
You love the person and care deeply for them, but that spark is just not there anymore, you don't have sexual urges towards them any longer, You don't want to end the relationship because you love them so much but you know it is not the way things should be. You should be happy with every aspect or the relationship, and they ask you for a reason as to why you want to end things and all you can say is you will never be happy, you can't help how you feel, You love that person s much but you are no "in love" with them
I love you but im not in love with you
The intent to cause and/or the emotional reaction caused by having sex with so much apparent emotional and sexual connection from the other person, that it feels as if that person loves you, although this is not true and often admitted up front.
"He's only fucking you like he loves you. You guys are not dating. You're just having sex!"
"I should have expected it. He put "fuck you like I love you' right in his profile."