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Can I help you find something?

A phrase copyrighted by Target Corp.
Team members have to ask everyone this.

TM: Can I help you find something?
Guest: Nah, I am good thanks.

by embem February 8, 2009

17πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


i know you are, but what am i

the most offensive comeback to ever be said. this comeback makes "your mom" seem like a nice thing to say. this comeback can out roast any insult thrown your way.

person one:You gay

person two: i know you are, but what am i

whole everyone else: OOOOHHHHHHH

by BlueStripes March 19, 2019

33πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


I kinda like you

I am totally in love with you just to embarrassed to say it outloud because it sounds creepy please date me

Ya I kinda like you
*thinks to himself*(please date me)

by S1UPA-Z January 1, 2019

59πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


So I herd you liek mudkips

A popular saying that supposedly originates from an April Fools prank that the staff at DeviantArt.com played on their members. The prank consists of temporarily switching the avatar of every site member with a sprite animation of a the pokemon mudkip saying (in purposely misspelled text) "so i herd u liek mudkips"

It is often quoted and parodied for humorous purposes.

Unfortunately due to complaining DeviantArt staff haven't used this prank lately.

"So i herd you liek mudkips?"

"Heck no give me my avatar back."

by FishLemonade August 20, 2009

89πŸ‘ 45πŸ‘Ž


I know what you are

Knowing or presuming someone as a member of the lgbtq+ community. Commonly used when commenting on a character of whom many head cannon as queer. Also present in the β€œhomophobic dog” meme lore.

β€œi know what you are Michael” (mike wheeler stranger things)

by ivyisliving August 5, 2022

27πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


I Love You, But I'm Not IN Love With You

A scape goat for women who don't have the ovaries to say I'm not interested in pursuing a relationship with you.

"I Love You, But I'm Not IN Love With You"

"What does that even mean?"

"Let's just be friends"

"What, why?"

"I like you like a brother"

"Jesus F***ing Christ"

by TangoTangoSierra January 23, 2012

29πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


I love you but im not in love with you

You love the person and care deeply for them, but that spark is just not there anymore, you don't have sexual urges towards them any longer, You don't want to end the relationship because you love them so much but you know it is not the way things should be. You should be happy with every aspect or the relationship, and they ask you for a reason as to why you want to end things and all you can say is you will never be happy, you can't help how you feel, You love that person s much but you are no "in love" with them

I love you but im not in love with you

by honeybunnyyyy October 3, 2010

256πŸ‘ 151πŸ‘Ž