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Mr. April

Alexander Emmanuel "Alex" Rodriguez, commonly nicknamed A-Rod, is a Dominican-American baseball player for the New York Yankees. He has often been cited as the best all-around player currently in baseball, but not in the post season, when it counts.

A-Rod started out the 2007 season and became the ninth major leaguer, and first Yankee, to hit six homers in his first seven games of the season.

In the 2006 A.L. Division series, A-Rod showed why he is called "Mr. April." There is no doubt that A-Rod came up lame again in the post-season, hitting a robust .071, based on 1 for 14. In game #4, Torre even batted A-Rod 8th.

The Yankees have had Reggie Jackson, "Mr. October", Derek Jeter, "Mr. November, Dave Winfield, "Mr. May", and now they have "Mr. April", Alex Rodrigues.

by PoMoFo2 April 11, 2007

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April 8th

If you were born on this day you have amazing dick sucking skills. Doesn't matter if your a man or women this talent is deep within your soul and you will rise to the top because of it.

You know what they say about those born on April 8th? She's the Slob Knob God

by NotTellingU2 October 21, 2019

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April 4

National cuddle with your girlfriend/boyfriend day <3

April 4 is a day to go and cuddle with your boyfriend/girlfriend :)

by XOXOGOSSIPGIRL<3 April 3, 2022

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april 14

if a man declines a marriage proposal on April 14 he owes the person $1000

guy:dude taylor proposed to me today and I said no
guy2: dude is april 14 you have to give her $1000 now

guy: dang it

by someone who made this up April 14, 2020

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April 14

The day that you make out with your gf/bf

I made out with my girl cuz itโ€™s April 14

by Bf/Gf dayyy April 12, 2022

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April 22

April 22 is national letโ€™s get turnt day . Grab your fake ID and the car keys because itโ€™s about to get lit .

Abby:Letโ€™s follow @hello_lemon_man on TikTok

Emma :why

Abby :itโ€™s April 22

by Little lit one November 24, 2019

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April 24th

National โ€œsmack a bitch if neededโ€ day. If anyone tries anything to you, make sure to beat the shit out of them EXTRA hard. Remember, itโ€™s self defense.
Stay safe <3

Someone: โ€œHey we should hang out on April 24th... Itโ€™s national ra-โ€
You: โ€œ-Oh you mean April 24th? Thatโ€™s national smack a bitch if needed day, and guess what? Youโ€™re the bitch.โ€

And then you smack the hell out of them <3

by idontknowwhyimalive April 23, 2021

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