Alexander Emmanuel "Alex" Rodriguez, commonly nicknamed A-Rod, is a Dominican-American baseball player for the New York Yankees. He has often been cited as the best all-around player currently in baseball, but not in the post season, when it counts.
A-Rod started out the 2007 season and became the ninth major leaguer, and first Yankee, to hit six homers in his first seven games of the season.
In the 2006 A.L. Division series, A-Rod showed why he is called "Mr. April." There is no doubt that A-Rod came up lame again in the post-season, hitting a robust .071, based on 1 for 14. In game #4, Torre even batted A-Rod 8th.
The Yankees have had Reggie Jackson, "Mr. October", Derek Jeter, "Mr. November, Dave Winfield, "Mr. May", and now they have "Mr. April", Alex Rodrigues.
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If you were born on this day you have amazing dick sucking skills. Doesn't matter if your a man or women this talent is deep within your soul and you will rise to the top because of it.
You know what they say about those born on April 8th? She's the Slob Knob God
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National cuddle with your girlfriend/boyfriend day <3
April 4 is a day to go and cuddle with your boyfriend/girlfriend :)
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if a man declines a marriage proposal on April 14 he owes the person $1000
guy:dude taylor proposed to me today and I said no
guy2: dude is april 14 you have to give her $1000 now
guy: dang it
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The day that you make out with your gf/bf
I made out with my girl cuz itโs April 14
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April 22 is national letโs get turnt day . Grab your fake ID and the car keys because itโs about to get lit .
Abby:Letโs follow @hello_lemon_man on TikTok
Emma :why
Abby :itโs April 22
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National โsmack a bitch if neededโ day. If anyone tries anything to you, make sure to beat the shit out of them EXTRA hard. Remember, itโs self defense.
Stay safe <3
Someone: โHey we should hang out on April 24th... Itโs national ra-โ
You: โ-Oh you mean April 24th? Thatโs national smack a bitch if needed day, and guess what? Youโre the bitch.โ
And then you smack the hell out of them <3
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