couldn't be rat-arsed

In other words, couldn't be bothered.

We tried to get him to send in the form on time, but he couldn't be rat-arsed.

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breathing out of their arse

When a team are so tired after putting in so much effort during a football match, they start to make mistakes and give the ball away

Mike “look at the space at the back, they are giving the ball away all over the place”
Paul “ they are breathing out of their arse Michael”

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cream arse fucker

Some one who fucks people with a creamy arse(a cream arse fucker)

My dad is a cream arse fucker so are all my friends.

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Talking Through Your Arse

This is slang from the UK although it is used in Australia as well and can be used in number ways:
1 To make a foolish statement;
2 To talk nonsense or rubbish;
3 To say something which is quite obviously false;
4 To exaggerate your abilities or knowledge of a subject;
5 To bluff or boast about something;
6 To be a self-aggrandising twat;

“Malcolm just tried out a total load of bollocks on me; I told him straight, you’re talking through your arse.”

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Short Arse

Not quite midgets, not just short, but arrestingly diminutive (5' -5'5''). alternatively funny/ pathetic when confronted with a tall girl (above 5'8'') in a bar or club.

Frequenters of chain pubs and bars in provinical and coastal city centres.

Sindy: Hey, Babs, look at that little bloke with the popped collar chatting up your sister.

Barbie : he's having trouble looking her in the eye. wait, they're coming over.

Sindy: Don't stand up or you'll make him feel like a right Short Arse.

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Duck Arse

Derogatory term used for a man who has wronged a woman in any way. Usually towards ones husband...

I made myself a plate of dinner and when I came back he had eaten it... He is such a Duck Arse!!!

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pancake arse

asses of those who spent more hours sitting thus flattening their asses, also refers to lazy people

He got a pancake arse due to long hours of traveling.

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