spaz attack

A gesture where you fling yourself wildly, shaking from head to foot. Can come on randomly or be planned. A spaz attack is the greatest of all comebacks. Very fun in a chemistry lesson.

E.g.
Chemistry Teacher: I hate my life!!! *Spaz attack*
Me: Makes sence.

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sneek attack

1. While having sex with a girl missionary style you "accidently" pull out and stick it in her butt hole.

She said she didn't do anal so I had to give her the sneek attack

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queef attack

A highly explosive, sudden expulsion of warm air from the vagina or vaginal region. A common abbreviation; 'Q&A'

Example 1:
Becky "Wtf? why did your dress just fly up?"

Karen "What? I don't know what you're talking about"

Becky "You just had a queef attack!"


Example 2:
Christian "Excuse me ladies, are you studying for your MCATs?"

Ladies "Yeah, why?"

Christian "So you know a lot about attacks, right?"

Ladies "What kind of attacks? Like heart attacks...?"

Christian "Have you ever heard of a queef attack?"

Ladies "We knew you were in high school!"

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shark attack

The process by which a menstruating female neglects to flush a used tampon, leaving it to steep in stagnant toilet water, thus creating a violent swirl of blood upon the next flushing. The succeeding flushing is typically performed by a frustrated male counterpart.

After one too many shark attacks, the husband filed for divorce.

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Yak attack

Is a unique experience combining music with small sided soccer.

I had a bitchin time at the Yak Attack this year!

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lag attack

A sudden, paralyzing attack of laziness.

Dude, I was gonna take the trash, but then I had a lag attack. Now the goddamn house is filled with stog flys.

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Mac Attack

The sudden urge for Apple products. Extreme jealousy of people who have the Apple products you desire.

Mary: Have you been to the new Apple store?
Molly: Yeah. It gave me some serious Mac Attacks. I wanted everything in there! I was so jealous.

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