One who enjoys same sexual relationships.
Paul is such a bacon flipper.
Ear-bacon-Noun: sonically pleasing yet psychologically damaging sound
I've been cutting my intake of ear-bacon. I don't listen to memes anymore.
This is a statement like Jumbo Shrimp or Military Intelligence.
Should I throw out the extra Bacon?
When a girl expects a guys junk to be erect and happy to see her, and sadly comes to realize its flaccid, or "soggy". Like the actual soggy bacon, its disappointing.
Mike: Hey man, how was that chick last night?
Jaquare: Shit, man. I thought I was ready, but I pulled a soggy bacon on her.
When you have a shit that strings out, but is still quite flat as with bacon.
Me: Dude I just made some butt bacon!!
Other Guy: Do I know you?
An exclimation to be yelled when neither "Sweet!" or "Bacon!" will suffice.
person 1: I found a hunk of gold!
person 2: Sweet bacon!
1. The festival was so peaceful, until the noise of Sky Bacon drowned out the music, what a waste of public funds.
2. The eye in the sky captured the car chase on video thanks to Sky Bacon.