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Any person of any gender who STEALS toilet paper from ANY marketing location
"That Ass Bandit stole the last package of Charmin!"
"Officer the Ass Bandit broke in through the kitchen window and went straight for our toilet paper supply, so I took the metal bat to him. I feared for our safety, and Toilet paper!"
A guy that raids another man's ass and steals it (Humps it). See Butt Pirate
Steve went all Ass Bandit like that scene from Indiana Jones
a person who will rob anyone selling narcotics or with chip and is probably 2 niggad out for anyone
that foo is a trap bandit never wanna get his money legally
A Cheese Bandit is someone who would be described as sly, sneaky, slimy and cheesy.
Synonyms: Scoundrel, Suspicious, Devious, Aloof.
I tell you what, that guy is a proper Cheese Bandit. He stinks of cheese the slithery bitch.
Someone who has three nipples, suggesting that they have stolen one from someone else.
Did you see that guy at the beach, he’s a nipple bandit
When someone has 3 or more nipples, suggesting that they have stolen their extras ones from someone else
That guy on the beach today must’ve been a really good nipple bandit, he had like, 3 extras
someone who comments on everything a person posts on facebook
i just posted about my sick mother and the facebook bandit strikes again...."Love you mom, ur the best" facebook bandit,"that shit was raw man, love your mom!"