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Little Timmy is a battle beaver
A tough as GD nails kid who consistently overcomes every single obstacle in His way. Through the love and support of family and friends, you can try to slow him down, but good luck. Nasal cannulas, get F’d! O2 levels, bend over and He’ll show you what’s up! Rouge viruses, your mother’s a whore! Getting stronger every day, there is literally nothing that can slow Him down. Dominate enough that He should be feared by many, He is 1000% loved by all. He is truly an inspiration in every sense of the word.
Peach Daiquiri Dave: I heard The Battle Axe is teaching cowboys how to ride bulls.
Chef Kevin: No way, I heard he is teaching hockey players how to fight.
TT: Trust me when I tell you, you’re both wrong. He is teaching blacksmiths how to swing their f’n hammers.
UuUuUuUuUuUuUuGh!!! Stop making Merlin a battlemage! He's the quintessential, archetypal Wizard! It's THE SAME EXACT THING as the Mary Sue trope from every woke movie! It's the exact same thing! Merlin is a strong, independent, self-actualized wahmen now. He's Rey from Star wars. I mean, shit, you might as well make him black. Or ACTUALLY A WOMEN. Which wouldn't even be original at this point because 7 Deadly Sins already had female Merlin. But THEY did it RIGHT. The entire show revolved around people having some type on magic but Chick Merlin was STILL the MOST WIZARD-LIKE CHARACTER IN THE SHOW. So, it doesn't matter that she's a gender swap because at least she still embodies the high INT wizard/scholar archetype. She's impossibly old. She isn't out there swordfighting people. She's a wizard. Be a wizard!
Hym "Jesus-fucking-Christ another Goddamn battle Merlin... He isn't a battle mage! Changing gender on a character is bad to you... Changing the RACE of a character is bad to you... But changing THE CHARACTER ARCHETYPE of the QUINTESSENTIAL WIZARD OF ALL MEDIEVAL LORE and it's just 'fine' to you? Yeah, sure, whatever. Why don't you just make a movie about Bill Maher and have him be a devout Catholic? Cultureless swine. So what do all of the other guys do in the show? Swordfight except WITHOUT THE MAGIC? What's the point of them?"
when you´re so confused you don´t know the difference between a block game and a seven-year-olds dating app.
I can´t wait to get that Minecraft battle pass
The battle of lil ginge was a legendary battle, it was the seven niggas vs the ginger alliance run by the ginger one (lil ginge) if you don’t know about the 7 niggas look it up in this site, the battle began when one of the members of the group betrayed them telling the ginger one their location, lil ginge then proceeded to nuke their base however most of them where out on a mission, except one, who stayed because he was sick, he had diabetes and stage 4 ball cancer, the nuke landed in the base and killed him, the person who died that night was fatanaraney, and the person who is responsible was his twin, macanarney, also known as jamie mac, this filled the group with rage and sent them to war and they won, but at what cost, tabotrix, he died that day in the hands of the ginger one, the rest of the team managed to win but they only won the battle, lil ginge won the war, after lil ginge was killed the group went into hiding never to be seen again however some say all it takes is another evil to rise again for them to return, and some say, tabotrix is still alive somewhere in someone… suspicions say he is deep inside a boy called connor coburn, yes the connor coburn who is themoreyouknowontiktok (look it up in this site if confused) and a previous host of the coburn flick who fought beside tabotrix in the war. but what do we know, all it takes is a hairstyle change to a quiff and a massive weight loss until you become fucking anorexic, but hey, only time will tell…
hey you heard of the battle of lil ginge? “we do not speak if that… lest we forget.”
The act of playing Battleracks (online game where one decides which pair of boobs are best) while playing Minecraft, and simultaneously getting head.
Hey jaggoffs, I got some excellent Battle-craft-head last night from this loose hooker. It only cost me 3 bucks! But now I have herpes, AIDS, and the crabs.
A brisk freshening up including (but not limited to) application of perfume, quick cleaning of armpits, a change of clothes, or any other quick remedy aimed at reducing smells or sights that would indicate one's presence in battle.
Lorelai needs a battle shower to cover up the growing stench.