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beat by the monkey

When someone in school gets such a low score on a multiple choice test that a monkey filling in random answers would have beaten them.

Deon: What the..? I got a 12% on my biology midterm!

Poindexter: Weren't there only 4 possible answers for each question? You should have gotten a 25% even if you guessed on every single one!

Deon: How can this be? How can I know LESS than nothing?

Poindexter: Haha, you got beat by the monkey.

by DeanAmine October 4, 2010

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Aelo Beats

Aelo Beats is a 16 year old Hip-Hop/Rap Music Producer.

Yo have you heard Alone By Aelo Beats?

Yea Bro it goes Hard!

by Keysz October 7, 2021

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Siq Beats

Sick beats - Beats (any form of music, though can refer to specific rhythmic beats) that show truly exceptional qualities; of the highest quality, etc. Can also be used as a general positive adjective.

Synonymous with the term 'Phat beats'.

"these beats are MAD siq, cuz"
"proper siq beats"
"bro your adidas trackies are SIQ BEATS"
"we pumpin out siq beats 24-7, baby"

by bezdelnik July 29, 2014

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beat the wife

Pronounced Bate-the-wife. Irish slang for Bulmers cider. The name refers to the Irish urban legend that lads would go to the pub, get lashed off Bulmers and go home and kick the shit out of their wives. This was a severe image problem for bulmers in it’s infancy

Shur Jaysus,of course he’d be drinking beat the wife

by BigJson June 25, 2018

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yer beat

to inform a person or persons of how they are dispicable or how they have just been blatenly robbed.

Hey roger, yer beat!

by Kranzmiester October 23, 2007

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beat the squirrel

The phrase summarizes the process of a woman masturbating.

I never expected Sandra to be a girl who will beat the squirrel while watching porn.

by Capitis Deminutio Maxima September 1, 2010

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Beat Juice

A slang term for semen

β€œYo girl you boutta produce some beat juice”
β€œAyy tf”

by SlappingFascists October 1, 2018

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