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When your scrotum gets stuck in your pants zipper.
Johnny thought twice about rushing back to his dessert, remembering the salmon bite that all but left him a eunuch that fateful day in kindergarten.
What lobster parents say when they take a small nip out of their youngsters' tails so that if a lobsterman catches the lobsters sometime later, he has to throw them back. The amended v-notch law now states that if you catch a lobster that has a bit missing from its tail where a v-notch could have been, you have to throw it back, since it might have been previously v-notched by a fisherman to mark it as an egg-bearing female.
Lobster mom: We're biting for your life.
Lobstermen: What about **our** lives?? You're reducing our income by preventing us from harvesting a lot of legal lobsters!
When someone sucks dick so hard they eat it.
Fuck you asshole, bite on my cock!
it's the way to respond excusing absolutely everything you do, also known in spanish as "Por atras pica el indio wacho".
- "JJ, ¿Why you did that?"
- "The indian bites from behind G"
Someone who deftly nibbles all the sensitive spots on their loved ones'bodies, those erogenous zones that just call out to be bitten, munched and chomped.
That guy there is a real biting cat. Ladies you've been warned.
When one dines in the restaurant, orkideh bite is the last bite that is usually reserved to be eaten in the end. It is usually the best part of the dish.
I feel miserable since the waiter took the orkideh bite away assuming I won't eat it.
Run, the salad got spicy and it’s disembowelling everyone, I guess this means the salad bites back