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It's Saint Patrick's day and you have been out drinking pints of Guinness with a freckled dirty-blonde Irish lass. She has on over-the-top eye makeup and mascara. She chug a lugs her pint and gets on her knees and makes a blowjob, all the while fluttering her eyelashes, making bubbles and smiling.
One of the twins gave me an Irish Eyes Blowjob, but I was too drunk to identify her!
A half-baked idea which ends in catastrophic failure.
"Dave let a hobo borrow £50; he got a great white blowjob"
The expected amount of time to just lay around and chill after receiving an orgasm.
We'll bake cookies later Trisha, right now let me have my post-blowjob orgasm chill time.
When you cum in your partners mouth while he/her is giving you a blowjob
Him: oh yea im going to do a John F blowjob (JFB)
One asking for pleasure. By getting a blowjob. And possibly paying to be pleasured.
When you eat a burrito and have anal sex you give your partner a rectal blowjob with your flatulence. (one burrito is eaten and the other is the penis)
After taco bell I gave my boyfriend a mexican double burrito rectal blowjob.
Sentence said by Harry Styles which was directed to his band mate and soulmate Louis Tomlinson while Niall Horan was being interviewed in the same room.
“Lou can I give you a blowjob”
“I’d love to if you just wait”