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It's Saint Patrick's day and you have been out drinking pints of Guinness with a freckled dirty-blonde Irish lass. She has on over-the-top eye makeup and mascara. She chug a lugs her pint and gets on her knees and makes a blowjob, all the while fluttering her eyelashes, making bubbles and smiling.
One of the twins gave me an Irish Eyes Blowjob, but I was too drunk to identify her!
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A half-baked idea which ends in catastrophic failure.
"Dave let a hobo borrow £50; he got a great white blowjob"
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The expected amount of time to just lay around and chill after receiving an orgasm.
We'll bake cookies later Trisha, right now let me have my post-blowjob orgasm chill time.
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When you cum in your partners mouth while he/her is giving you a blowjob
Him: oh yea im going to do a John F blowjob (JFB)
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One asking for pleasure. By getting a blowjob. And possibly paying to be pleasured.
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When you eat a burrito and have anal sex you give your partner a rectal blowjob with your flatulence. (one burrito is eaten and the other is the penis)
After taco bell I gave my boyfriend a mexican double burrito rectal blowjob.
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Sentence said by Harry Styles which was directed to his band mate and soulmate Louis Tomlinson while Niall Horan was being interviewed in the same room.
“Lou can I give you a blowjob”
“I’d love to if you just wait”