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a boner dollar is a one dollar bill that has the letter B written in front of the word "one", which is found on the back of the dollar, and the letter "R" after it, thus spelling "BONER".
Commonly referred to as "boners"
I now get 1 more boner dollar an hour!!
I went and bought some bawls with my boners
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A texted pic of one's own genitalia, or "Junk" as the in-crowd calls it.
Man 1: Hey sweetie, can you drop them digits?
Woman 1: Sure.
Woman 2: Oh my god, I think that man sent you a pic of his genitalia to you.
Man 2: Nice Phoner Boner my friend!
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Something males (mostly) get when they attempt to console a female who has recently found out about an unfaithful mate.
Sarah: I can't believe he cheated on me. Uh, what's that?
Daniel: It's a sympathy boner. Come get a hug.
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Someone who gets aroused at the slightest thing. But unfortunatly cannot maintain an erection for more than four seconds. They tend to be people who shout out "porn" every time they see visable flesh other than the face. This happens because they are so sexually frustrated that they find even the slightest thing erotic.
Also see ben oldham Impotentand townie
Matthew: PORN!!
Normal person: Huh? its a picture of a duck.
Matthew: But it's so horny.
Abe: you Titanic boner.
Ben oldham: *cries* that offends me, what's wrong with horse rape?
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Mann Last Night I got a Raging boner from looking at that girl
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As the cabin pressure changes with altitude the male penis becomes erect. The lower cabin pressure due to altitude causes then blood to flow directly to the boner region of the male anatomy. This situation is worsened if an attractive female is sitting next to him. However, screaming children on planes seem to lessen the severity of swelling.
Sir the pilot has turned on the fasten seatbelt sign...
I’m sorry, due to atmospheric changes my penis has swollen into an airplane boner and it is to painful to fasten my seatbelt...
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The act of ones erection taking place during an intimate conversation with a spouse or loved one.
"We made up, we kissed and I got an intimate boner."
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