When you’re so deep in the shit, you don’t see any way out...
Person 1: can I tell you a secret? You have to delete this text after....
Person 2: of course
Person 1: I have to pee
Person 2: What a bunch of geometric bullshit
When one cannot stop talking filth with one another
I.e. Smoles could not stop spewing bullshit with his brothers.
A term originally used by Markiplier meaning that a certain occurrence is very unpleasant and utter bullshit.
It is derived from the not-so-fun game of jerking off in a circle around a cracker and the last one to cum has to eat it. Therefore, the term "circle-jerking bullshit" just means that what just happened was stupid and irrational and extremely, extreeeeemeely unpleasant.
"This game doesn't fucking work! Every time I move, I die -- it's just fucking circle-jerking bullshit!"
When something is above and beyond untrue or false but still happens to you!
I just got screwed at work… that’s some bullshit ass bullshit!
I just got a flat tire! That some bullshit ass bullshit
Nonsensical practices, concepts, ideas, food etc. which is predominant amongst areas such as California. Usually defy common sense.
Made popular by The Sopranos.
Jake: Did you hear about this new pizza place? They’re serving gluten free pizza made from cauliflower!
Naomi: Pizza, made from cauliflower? I don’t want to have anything to do with this California Bullshit!
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a master bullshitter who uses manipulation and deception to charm his way into success. while bullshitter carries a decidedly negative and derisive connotation, a bullshiteer is admired, respected, and aspirational. A bullshiteer wields bullshit with the grace of an adept Wushu monk and the obsessive of a swiss watchmaker. While the bullshitter uses crude lies and deception to satisfy base, proletariat urges, the bullshiteer crafts towering tapestries of bullshit in pursuit of his noble, refined aims.
Jealous Cunt: Felix is such a bullshitter, he doesn't do shit at work but the boss loves him because he can 'present' whatever the fuck that means
Wise Cunt: Your jealousy just confirmed that he isn't a bullshitter, he's a bullshiteer, I wish I could be that good, I wouldn't work another day in my life
The exact order in which 2k cheats you, first you start with the cap which is mfs start making literally everything. The screw is the sustained cap and eventually the bullshit in which 2k robs the game from you.
Bro, we were up 87-64 with 3:21 to go in the third quarter. At the end of the quarter it is now 89-82. Like what kinda cap screw bullshit is that!?!