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Circle-Jerking Bullshit

A term originally used by Markiplier meaning that a certain occurrence is very unpleasant and utter bullshit.
It is derived from the not-so-fun game of jerking off in a circle around a cracker and the last one to cum has to eat it. Therefore, the term "circle-jerking bullshit" just means that what just happened was stupid and irrational and extremely, extreeeeemeely unpleasant.

"This game doesn't fucking work! Every time I move, I die -- it's just fucking circle-jerking bullshit!"

by anon_king April 22, 2018


bullshit ass bullshit

When something is above and beyond untrue or false but still happens to you!

I just got screwed at work… that’s some bullshit ass bullshit!

I just got a flat tire! That some bullshit ass bullshit

by Urbandicologist June 16, 2021


California bullshit

Nonsensical practices, concepts, ideas, food etc. which is predominant amongst areas such as California. Usually defy common sense.

Made popular by The Sopranos.

Jake: Did you hear about this new pizza place? They’re serving gluten free pizza made from cauliflower!

Naomi: Pizza, made from cauliflower? I don’t want to have anything to do with this California Bullshit!

by Phil Retardo September 23, 2022

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bullshit gorgeous

A classic Australian expression used to convey how unbelievably gorgeous someone is

Did you see that woman over there? She's bullshit gorgeous!

I know, I can hardly believe it

by SwissCheeseWizard May 18, 2024


fairytale bullshit

A term used to define a series of events in one's life that in hindsight seem to be extremely far-fetched and ridiculous due to both how it happened and how lucky they were. It would be something you would expect out of an inspirational movie instead of a regular person's experience.

The fact that I met my significant other at a party in a house I helped in building years prior is a bunch of fairytale bullshit.

by Wepartakeinsometomfoolery August 8, 2023


bullshiteer

a master bullshitter who uses manipulation and deception to charm his way into success. while bullshitter carries a decidedly negative and derisive connotation, a bullshiteer is admired, respected, and aspirational. A bullshiteer wields bullshit with the grace of an adept Wushu monk and the obsessive of a swiss watchmaker. While the bullshitter uses crude lies and deception to satisfy base, proletariat urges, the bullshiteer crafts towering tapestries of bullshit in pursuit of his noble, refined aims.

Jealous Cunt: Felix is such a bullshitter, he doesn't do shit at work but the boss loves him because he can 'present' whatever the fuck that means
Wise Cunt: Your jealousy just confirmed that he isn't a bullshitter, he's a bullshiteer, I wish I could be that good, I wouldn't work another day in my life

by evolutionary_biologist10 July 18, 2021


Cap screw bullshit

The exact order in which 2k cheats you, first you start with the cap which is mfs start making literally everything. The screw is the sustained cap and eventually the bullshit in which 2k robs the game from you.

Bro, we were up 87-64 with 3:21 to go in the third quarter. At the end of the quarter it is now 89-82. Like what kinda cap screw bullshit is that!?!

by NBA 2k 24 May 18, 2024