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bum yawn

A slow, tired and usually involuntary fart continually emitted by sphincters of the clientèle of the Cherry Orchard in Chester. Such yawns are commonly encountered after a plate of egg mayonnaise sandwiches and mini pork pies has been circulated.

"Jesus H Christ, is there a body under the floor boards in here? That smell is enough to choke a dung fly."

"that'll be john, he's just had a bum yawn"

by original jimster July 1, 2009


Bum Scrubbing

The act of rubbing butt cheeks to make a slapping noise with your business partner in a shower.

Ah yes, that bum scrubbing session really helped us set our quarterly business goals.

by dick_dicky_dick March 11, 2020


Bum Plucky

Having someone put cereal in your ass then picking it out.

Micah: “Did you hear I gave a Bum Plucky to a girl last night!” David: “Yo!! that’s sick bro!”

by Dried craison July 13, 2022


bum fancy

A quite preposterous and rather Victorian way to describe gay sex

Did you witness Dave and billy in the alleyway?

I consider bum fancy was involved!!

by July 14, 2022


Runners bum

When you need to shit whilst running and you must clench your asscheeks to hold it in.

- "Hahaha Paula Radcliffe shat herself mid race", "ah, we've all had runners bum"

by Mahoganay October 28, 2013


bum tan

Getting that unique that no one but a bum can get from sitting in the sun for hours asking for change. Bum tans take about one summer to fully blossom.

A bum tan is generally super leathery and looks similar to what a construction worker's tan.

Have you seen John lately? He's got a sweet bum tan going on.

by loodpreh2010 July 16, 2010


bum village

A large group of bums living underneath a bridge or overpass.

Dude, check out that bum village it's huge!

by pretty buffalo June 14, 2014