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When you take creatine before your workout and have uncontrollable diarrhea
Tom: Hey Fred, want to go grab a bite to eat?
Fred: I wish I could, but I just lit the creatine cannon an hour ago and it won't stop firing
tom cannon is a cool and awesome guy who buns weed and lives life on the edge but can be kind and nice to the right girl
tom cannon is a bunner
usually in film or other media, a power boost, attack, or other climactic action, typically used against a top villain, which is activated via the "power of friendship" between characters.
"I can't stand this show. They always solve every problem by firing the friendship cannon."
A butt. "Dook" being the shortened form of dookie poop and "cannon" referring to the large artillary weapon, likening a turd to a cannonball.
If I don't grt to a bathroom, my dook cannon is going to blow a hole in my britches.
When you eat a 72 ounce steak! Than on the way home from Texas at a rest stop. You bend over "pull one off" (masturbate) and fire a 72 ounce shit at the wall!
Joeys a boss! He did a texas cannon, there is poo everywhere.
A Chokito sized log of similar size and texture, launched from a busted balloon knot with deadly force.
“that chick was tongue punching my balloon knot, when i nearly decaptitated her by mis-firing my Chokito cannon!”
Ruby cannon is a skinny legend
And a joker who is mans best mate innit
Ruby cannon is a skinny legend