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the act of putting your balls in someones face unexpectedly while they or bent over; or putting your balls in a random person face while shopping trying not to get noticed
Timmy just got Captain Morgan'd by jeremy while picking up his keys up from the ground
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Somebody who sits on a boat and lets the Captain know how the sky's looking and if there is any danger in his immediate vicinity. he also helps with the anchor and keeping the captain hydrated. He does everything like a beast.
Captain the sky is blue, but to the east we have some storm clouds forming and it looks like rain, better head in.
Hey i'll just get the Sky Captain to pull the anchor in i'm way too tired.
Sky Captain am I clear to turn around and punch it?
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a facial structure resembling that of a police officer. It is used to identify an off duty police officer by civilians in locations where alcoholic beverages are served. Captain Face is typically identified with a squared face, long jaw bone, and many times having a butt chin.
Jerry: "Yo dude, check that guy on the other side of the bar.. he definitely has a Captain Face"
Jim: "Yeah, Captain Face for sure.. be careful."
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A bitch who said the following:
Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through it's Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Janus Key. Forever bound to the Void. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Janus key. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Janus key. They will learn it's simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist. But I, Vor, will cleanse this place of their impurity.
Jake: Hey, who's Captain vor?
Sam: Oh no.
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A DJ at a filthy night club that resembles a monkey with a prawn smelling ding dong.
Captain Gayfart AKA DJ prawn dick
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A sexual act where one nuts in a woman's eye and kicks her in the shins, thus causing her to close one eye and, hop about on one leg, and bitch about it; thus impersonating a pirate. See "Arrrrgh!"
Chick: "Cum for me baby!!"
Dude: "Here it comes!"
Chick: ::turns around and sticks tongue out (not expecting the eye shot)
Dude: ::Eye Splooge, kick, laugh!::
Chick: "Captain Arrrrgh!"
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a gay ass satanic/communist cartoon
captain planet is the devil
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