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The famous line Top Gear presenter James May said against Saudi Arabians.
Jeremy: So if you're watching this in Saudi Arabia, *wheeze*
James: It's back to carpets for you.
Your vacuum cleaner breaks down and several weeks go by while looking for a replacement ... then you notice debris on the carpet is not getting deeper every day because your feet are tracking the same amount out as they track in each day -- that's carpet equilibrium.
No vacuum ? carpet equilibrium will solve the problem.
When you shave your pubic hair and leave a trail at the bottom of the bath after after draining the water.
"I told him I prefer him with pubes, but really I'm just sick of scrubbing away his bath carpet."
when you don't wipe well and you get a poop stain going up your crack
You see that hes got a black carpet
A very hairy vagina that has not been maintained well and is extremely unsanitary
A vagina with wool so dirty that you probably would get an STD from just touching it
"Bro, I went to fuck your sister yesterday, but she had a really bad grungy carpet. Get her to fix that shit homie."
Drink a bunch of Samuel Adams and fuck a girl with a prickly set of pubes and receive rug burn from fucking her so hard and long khed. While playing sweet Caroline and saying the British are coming while watching the red Sox, in the cheers bathroom, while mentally at beantown pub?!?!
I was out in Boston one night and met a wicket sweet gal khed, the night ended with a Boston carpet another Sam Adams.
a buzz cut that's shorter than 1 inch
Ed: Why did you say that Andy has carpet hair?
Kelly: His hair looks like a piece of thread-bare wall to wall carpeting that was cut out and glued to his head.