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The walk you have to do to another bathroom when you are out of toilet paper after a dump and need to wipe.
I had to walk chocolate across the house just to get some toilet paper
When the toilet-brush gets caked in shit after being used to dislodge a particularly troublesome log, becoming a bristled turd-like entity. Looks remarkably like a down on it's luck Hedgehog
Oh dear, someone's had a massive shit. Now there's a Chocolate Hedgehog hiding in the corner. The dirty bastards.
When you snort cocain out of a black girls asshole
Hey did u here that tommy had salted chocolate yesterday
When you're done butt-fucking a chick in her ass and you pull out your cock and there just happens to be a little to medium chocolate shit-morsel left on you cock, its called a "Chocolate Plum", trust me, its probably not as sweet as it sounds so don't go back for seconds...!
I was hammering a chick in her ass and when I pulled out, she left a "Chocolate Plum" on my cock.
The chocolate humidor is a male (or female) anal cavity used to keep tobacco products moist, most notably cigars. Without an airtight humidor, cigars will lose moisture within 2 to 3 days and equalize to the general humidity around them. There's nothing worse than a dry cigar, just ask Bill Clinton. During his administration, Monica Lewinsky helpfully moistened the president's cigar by graciously inserting it into her vagina. The chocolate humidor allows for men to keep their lady partner's cigar moist despite their biological failure to possess commensurate genitalia. Women are by no means excluded from using the chocolate humidor, in fact they can moisten cigars in twice the time.
Steve asked Brenda if she'd moisten his dry cigar, she refused. "I'd do it for you," he said. Brenda replied, "and how exactly would you do that? You don't have a vagina." Steve said, "I'll put it in the chocolate humidor."
A male not of color pursuing African American females
Chip is now a chocolate-chaser after watching the new Nikki Minaj video.
When you shit in a girls cunt, and then fuck it
Jack gave Ryan a chocolate cannoli