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A form of Christianity, started in the 16th century. It slightly differs from Catholicism, most notably there is less emphasis on clergy. However, Catholics and Protestants:
-Both worship the same God.
-Both worship Jesus.
-Both read the Bible.
-Both attend church on Sundays, as opposed to other religious buildings. (i. e. Mosques)
-The majority of Protestants are not violently anti-Catholic, and the majority of Catholics are not violently anti-Protestant. They just disagree on SOME issues.
-Both do not hate Jews/Muslims/etc. There are both Protestants and Catholics that do, but the majority don't, considering the Bible verses that oppose discrimination.
Here on Urban Dictionary, the average definition of Protestant is:
"OMFG thay hat catchlics so fcuking msuh.I HATE CHRISTIANS!!1!1!1111,. ROFLZ. o and hitler is my herO!1"
To all of you retarded "rebel" preteens that wrote/write/plan to write anti-Protestant definitions, grow up and open your eyes; Protestants and Catholics are very similar. Fighting over "what true Christianity is" is immature and discriminatory.
I follow Lutheranism; a form of Protestant Christianity.
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bland, generic lyrics aimed to brainwash youth partnered with equally bland tunes and instrumentals. it is successful only because the record executives and right wing christian leaders saw that they had enough bible-humping teenagers to make a fat profit off of.
NO ONE, and i mean NO ONE with good music taste, regardless of their religious persuasion, will be caught dead listening to christian rock, or christian music of any kind for that matter.
because, you just cant make "oh jesus, my lord and saviour, my one and only, thank you" into a good song.
it just wont happen.
cool kid: whatre you listening to?
lame wannabe christian kid: its Thank you Lord, the latest CD from God Rules, this amazing christian rock band. its really good, theyre so talented.
cool kid: go fuck yourself.
lame wannabe christian kid: its because i'm a christian, isnt it?!?
cool kid: no, its because youre an idiot. bye.
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When a christian realizes there is no God.
Joe became a butthurt christian today.
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one who goes to church for the free food, and the fun, not for jesus or the bible.
Jack is such a christian faker! I saw him put 5 bagels in his backpack at sunday service.
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A Christian who only believes in a part of the bible that they can easily live with.
"Stealing is wrong, but I don't believe the part about not raping kittens."
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1. An oxymoron.
2. Not hardcore at all, not even slightly hardcore
person1: dude i just ate 5 jam sandwiches!
person2: dude thats so christian hardcore
person1: i just knitted me sum socks!
person2: sounds christian hardcore
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The Christian taliban is used to refer those conservative christians who are very religious and want their religion to play a big role in public life, influencing laws (for instance, making abortion illegal). It is used towards those christian Americans who while very “conservative” are nowhere near the Talibans in terms of backwardness.
Christian Taliban
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