Bass Church

Anytime a dubstep event is occurring

You want to get stoned and go to Bass Church at the Dragon's Den.

brady church

manwhore

brady church is a manwhore

church made

To be so scared that you have to go to church and pray.

Bet you wanna get high, or are you Church Made

Church Camp Effect

When you are on a church event for so long that you forget what real girls look like and become so horny that the statue of Mary is turning you on. When you begin to lust over fat Betsy.

Give it 2 nights and the church camp effect will kick in.

That church camp effect is hitting Timmy hard, he is all over Betsy.

Commit Tentacle Church

For when your D&D party doesn't want to deal with the DM's bullshit, and just burns down the building/church/tower that contains the encounter that they had worked for weeks on.

"You see several Mind Flayers through the open doors of the church. Will you go inside to confront them and save the town?"
"We're going to burn it down."
"What?"
"We're going to Commit Tentacle Church on it."

Tube-Church

The process of exchanging worms of the anus through the contact of one bum to another.

C Money was tube-churching K-Raw last night when Dude Baby was beating up his girlfriend, God Warrior Baby.

Brick and Mortar Church Mentality

The idea that church only happens in a building.

Just because you stand in a garage doesn’t make you a car like going to church doesn’t make you a Christian. People act like God ain’t outside the church building. They have that brick and mortar church mentality.