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self-cleaning oven

when a criminal becomes the victim of a crime because he victimized someone at an earlier time; in other words, karma comes back on the criminal, the problem takes care of itself without the need for police or legal intervention. In theory, eventually all crime should diminish because of this theory, the oven should clean itself.

"Man, that banger got shot because he jacked those same dudes last week...it's okay because now his crew will roll back on them...they don't want to make a police report, it's a self-cleaning oven."

by Travislicious April 5, 2008

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get your clean on

To take a shower, to get cleaned. To be licked by animals.

Pimp: Damn, you're stinky!

Hoe: I know.

Pimp: Whadayamean "I know"?! Get your clean on!

by IvanTheCat July 6, 2006

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clean up shop

a way to discriminate against mexicans because they clean

Bro shut up juan go clean up shop you mexican!

by yamomhaha April 8, 2022

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clean your room

slang phrase for "perform oral sex upon"

"bobbo....i'll clean your room" actually meaning "bobbo....i'll give you a blowjob"

by zito November 27, 2003

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Clean Sex People

1.A type of individual unbeknownst to the common man that is worthy to engage in sexual intercourse on newly purchased or gently used microfiber couches due to the indelible virtue of ultra-hygienic intercourse that leaves all furniture as pure as the day it was purchased.

2. What your girlfriend wants you to be before you can have sex on the couch.

Though Gina didnt want to interrupt the passion that had arisen between she and Dick, she knew the eve would be filled with regret if she could not find a way to get off the new microfiber couch...because clearly they were not clean sex people.

by TEEeyePEE October 25, 2010

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Clean Plate Club

A term that identifies a man who has recently shaved all hair from his genitals, typically at the request of his partner.

At his girlfriend's suggestion, Micheal joined the Clean Plate Club last week. He'll regret that decision in a week or so.

by Barney Hodge September 30, 2013

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Deluxe Carpet Cleaning

Simply Deluxe Carpet Cleaning, is by far the nastiest most infestated place of employment on the face of the earth, and by infestated I mean deseased, AIDS, Hep C, Herpagondosyphilades, Gonareah etc... you name the desease, it is there.

If you want a desease goto D.C.C.

by Ex-Telemarketer June 2, 2004

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