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A way to describe the genitalia of your brothers girlfriend whom is a stupid fucking cunt, and a real bitch.
guy to his brother: “you bro, your girlfriend won’t even let us play fortnite. That bitch has a low hanging clit”
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This task involves not only dexterity and concentration, but fortitude and omnipotence. Although it may only be performed at the bed of the Tigress and Euphrates rivers, the successful performance of such a task grants one eternal companionship with lord Hades.
The Task:
1. Dab thy finger with Dijon mustard. (Must be Dijon)
2. Prepare thy lady for a sweep of the vaginal innards.
3. The Round About, sweep thy arm in a clockwise fashion with the dexterity of 1000 Gazelles in the direction of thy female clit button.
4. Contact! Graze the flesh of the young mistress at a 56 degree angle to create enough friction, to burn the young lamb shank.
5. Continue thy motion in a seamless flow. The ladies Clit Command Center has now suffered an extreme loss of epidermal surface and central control.
6. Finish by bellowing " your flesh will beckon within the chambers of hell my lady,"
7. Wash your hands.
ex. Upon gathering fruit at the bed of the Tigress river, a feline dwarf approached pleading for a gift. Of course I responded by performing the Lithuanian Clit Brush Burn A.K.A Clit Bomb
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When you throw hot grease onto a girl's vagina.
You know what would make this movie better? Some Kentucky Fried Clit!
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when you clop your thumb on a girls clit and fuck her HARD!
Johnny and I california clit cloppered that bitch! and she really wanted it. so she gave me a blowjob which was really nice because i havent had any act.
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When a person gets mint chocolate chip ice cream, puts it on their female friends pussy, and eats her out.
Caution doing this may cause head and pussy freeze
Billy bob- what did you do last night?
Eduardo- oh I mint chocolate clit a girl.
Billy bob- did you get a brain freeze?
Eduardo- nope but she sure got a pussy freeze.
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The biggest party from the bay to eugene.
Space Boy Clit: girls who like space boy booty.
"Yo check lil Uno and Young L from the Pack, they space boys, we the space boy clit."
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When you get trashed and you have sex with a chick and then run off to do another {sex)(Drunk){Clit}{Trashed}{Vagina}
Last night i was on a Clit N' Split rampage!
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