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Cock wipe…Tool used for mopping up semen, which would have otherwise been spilled upon your formerly pristine Dungeons and Dragons sheets, to prevent ur mom from putting her hand into ur icky sticky penis goo while doing the laundry.
1)Kenzie: "God ur such a cock wipe!"
Tristin: "Hey! Did u just call me a SOCK?"
2)Mom: "Honey what is all over this sock? It is all stuck together."
George: "Nothing mom....its ummm drool?"
Frank: "Dude ur mom just found ur cock wipe."
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(translation); "Ah, I see events have not taken their ideal course"
uk expression of vexation/mild stomach pain
favourite saying of James May of top gear in event of catastrophe/death/fire
*home explodes into flames*
"Oh, Cock..."
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Used to describe a person who is unbelievely bad at any form of cock play. Often times a young girl who isn't very experienced in the ways or arts of penis pleasure.
Chester: Jennie must still have her V-card.
Samuel: Why? What makes you say that?
Chester: She gave my cock such a thrashing last night, my dick is chaffed. Not to mention the fact that she tried jerking me off with her sand paper hands and no lube.
Sameul: Wow, what a Cock Busel, that bitch deserves to be punched in the taint.
Similar to turf toe, when playing sports while sporting a massive erection, you fall onto you stomach sticking the tip of your penis into the ground and hyper extending you dick.
Flag football was great untill Pete got a bad case of turf cock. And now his cums all green.
The Metric counterpart of Mile of Dick.
1 kilometer =100,000 centimeters (cm)
Average Penis Size is 13.12cm. (5.16 inches)
100,000cm / 13.12cm= 7,621.95
There is approximately 7,622 dicks in a Kilometer
*Fun thing to say when online gaming*
Your Mother has a Kilometer of Cock twice a week!
Sally Sue is on a quest to achieve her ‘Kilometer of Cock’ trophy!
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a white bitch down to gargle on as much man sauce slung from a white mans one eyed custard spitter
did you see that chick mlast night at the party get down on all the saussie man she was a cock honkey
Very close male friend, one who is fascinated by a your penis
Steve: You see Mike often?
Jeff: Yeah, he calls round most days.
Steve: That's dedication.
Jeff: Yeah, he's my "Cock Buddy".
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