come here mafuyu-chan

A reference to a crackship fic between Mafuyu Asahina x Akito Shinonome reposted by some twitter user & is now a joke between the Project Sekai fandom.

friend 1: yo who do you kin from project sekai
friend 2: probably akito & mafuyu! hbu?
friend 1: come here mafuyu-chan 🤤
friend 2: WHAT

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High speed come apart

A major melt down, losing your cool

I thought Lisa was going to have a high speed come apart when Mark wouldn't text her back.

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got dat come back

when a female got some bomb pussy and keep the niggaz coming back for more.....

I got dat come back, i keeep them running back and they be loving that(mello key).

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how long we've come

Derived from the phrase "how far we've come", this phrase has been first said by Anime YouTuber AnimeUproar's AnimaC on an episode on the Rant Cafe Podcast, this was a dumb mistake by AnimaC.

"It really is crazy how long we've come"
~ AnimaC

Shrek has come to me

This saying is spoken by those who have sinned in the name of the great green onion-eating ogre; this could also be seen as the act of sacrificing one's purity in a blast of spontaneous statisfaction.

Thou who has experienced the pleasure of laying thine eyes upon the holy one shall understand the complete definition of this act of pleasurement.

"Shrek has come to me after I downloaded youtube kids"
"I was driving home when Shrek came to me and made me fail 'no nut november' to my dismay."
"being in the church I felt the pits of hell open under me after Shrek came to me, but simultaneously I felt a sence of divinity"

Come Fuck Me Heels

High heels that are of a certain length that are generally worn by sluts or women trying to act slutty and scream fuck me!

Did you see Allie wearing those come fuck me heels at graduation?

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until the cows come home

1) For a very long time.
2) From now until whatever time the fat broads you live with return to the house.

1)
When the cops started knocking on the door of the cocaine storehouse, Pete and Tony jumped out the window and ran until the cows came home.

2)
"Hey dad, when are we gonna be eating dinner?"
"Not until the cows come home, son. Where the hell are your mother and sister? I'm hungry too."

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