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A super-comfy couch, with an in-built phone charger.
Is that a Companion Couch? That couch is completely rad!
the act of fucking the cushions of a couch. A plastic bag is often used to catch the cum
Before I met you. All I was doing was couch fuckin
Cocaine that is purchased and snorted while sitting on one’s couch, widely popular in 2020 during the coronavirus lockdowns.
Friend 1: Any plans tn?
Friend 2: Prob just gonna grab beers and do couch packages by my place
A person who suffers from paranoid delusions and hallucinations, who coincidentally cuts holes in furniture because they believe there are people hiding or living inside.
Be careful letting him stay overnight by himself...Poor fella'. He's a couch-cutter.
when you
when you lick couches
Stop licking couches you couch licker!
Coaching a gamer from his couch. Frequently yelling at him/her during the process.
A: "You noob! Do not attack! God you suck! Couching you is exhausting."
B: "I am trying, but i am new to this game."
The act of making love to a "big beautiful couch," otherwise known as a BBC.
"The other day I got caught couching by my mom."
"Bro the couch the couch was squeakier than Mickie mouse."