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School, homework and tests. A mans 3 greatest fears. Too much listening to bullshit is mostly everyones cause of death.
Doctor, what was his cause of death?
H...he...wr..wrote...a....an........ AN EXAM !
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When someone (often a patient in a medical setting) is on the verge of death and releases their bowels in a smelly flatulent display. It is an unquestionable sign of death. The soul leaves the body at this point.
We were doing CPR on the guy in room 7, and it seemed to be going well until he had a death shart.
Yeah you can't come back from that...
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When one is so exhausted from a night of various exhausting activities one shall pass out and appear to be dead for hours on end.
Dude i got home at 5 a.m. and fell into an intense death sleep.
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The greatest one liner in 8-bit theater (that is used more than once) said by Black Mage (who is crazy awesome) whenever Fighter does something stupid (a lot) and angers Black Mage.
Fighter: *stupid quote*
Black Mage: Stabbity death!! *brandishes sword*
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Being dressed in very fashionable items, be they sneakers, clothes, jewelery, etc... Originated from "Heaven's Gate" mass suicide, who wore all matching outfits with crisp Nikes before they committed suicide - therefore Fresh to Death
"Damn your outfit is wild, you always keep it fresh to death!"
"You know those heaven's gate nuts? they were crazy but they kept it fresh to death!!!"
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A big ass chunk of hard snow, which you must avoid or jib off when snowboarding.
"Theres heaps of death cookies on that run"
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a(n) law, institution, cycle, or occurance which facilitates, mandates, or (indirectly or directly) causes death.
World trade is a death machine because it causes poverty that breeds violence and or death in under-developed nations.
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