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When one is sick on the toilet with chronic diarrhea and mid shit the urge to vomit arises leading to the person grabbing the garbage can and vomiting as they also expel diarrhea from their ass.
Person 1: "Dude what went on in there are you feeling okay?"
Person 2: "I'm feeling a little better now since I just pulled an ill deuce."
Unauthorized pooping in or on multiple properties, inside or outside, as a prank.
Tommy got wasted and went on deuce patrol over in Winding Waters. He boat ramped the Withertons, then he broke in Smythes and upper deckered the master bath, and still managed to light a flaming bag of shit on old man Rome's front porch before he passed out.
A turd of epic size that clogs the porcelain and requires a poop knife in order to be contained.
George dropped the ol moose deuce at in the employee restroom and bailed when the toilet overflowed.
Having to take a dump when the power is out.
Lights are out and I have to poop, looks like it's time for a lantern deuce.
When you get into the cash cab and the lights come on and you shit yourself
Todd told Mike that he was picked up by the game show “cash cab” and when the the lights came on he couldn’t help but let out a dollar deuce.
When your turd lays on the bowl, goes down into the water, and then comes back out of the bowl like how a canoe floats on water.
Tom: OMG. I just dropped a deuce canoe.
Jim: A....what?
Tom: A massive deuce so big that needed its own paddle.
A play on words of "Douche Canoe," which Oxford dictionary states is: an obnoxious or contemptible person (typically used of a man). "Deuce" doubles down on the douchey-ness by multiplying the abhorrent behaviour by the factor of 2.
"This deuce canoe from Facebook Marketplace tried to use children's items to prop up his scammy ad."
"Tucker Carlson could float on any liquid surface because he's such a massive deuce canoe."