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Much like the Devil's Balls, this is also a common cooking related incident:
The hot oil that splatters and spits at you while you're cooking food in a pan.
Example: When you're cooking bacon and the oil splatters up and onto your arms. Even better if it gets on your face.
Like a cumshot from the Devil himself, heat and all. Can also call it Devil's Cumshot.
"Ow!"
"What'd ya do?"
"I just got Devil's Cum all up on on my arm! Bugger didn't even buy me a drink first!"
Colostomy bag. Full to bursting. Possibly abandoned in a public space.
Don't kick that son, that's a Devil's haggis. Here, poke it with this stick.
Forgetting to wipe your hands and touching your dick in the bathroom after eating hot wings.
Did you hear about Frank? Gave himself
a Devil's Handjob after eating wings after the game!!
A threesome that involves two men and one woman. Balls get entangled, completely the wrong 2:1 ratio of a threesome.
As Barney Stinson puts it, "Thou shall not make eye contact during a Devil's Threesome."
It's Bro Code.
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The Devil's kiss is the heinous action of the tip of one's penis making contact with the cold porcelain of the inside of a public toilet.
I went to take a shit in the strip club bathroom, where I was unpleasantly surprised by the icy cold sensation of the Devil's kiss. Now it burns when I piss Thanks, Satan.
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Guy 1- Dude...Did you hear that Nathaniel's got the devil's umbrella!"
Guy 2 - "No way...I thought that guy was normal"
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immoral and/or amoral behavior
son: is using animals in medical research considered devil-worship, according to the Unforgiveables?
father: to the Unforgivables no. They don't care because they are there to protect business and private property; medical research facilities are owned and operated by pharmaceutical companies. If you want to know more, take a medical ethics courses at McGill University
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