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Tyler Diamond

A man who shouldn’t even be called a Barry anymore….. he’s a lost cause boys. A man who likes to talk a lot of shit, but can’t back it up with his tiny muscles, I believe it’s called little big man syndrome.

Tyler diamond aka the simp

by Therrrealone May 23, 2022


California Diamonds

Sparkly crystals typically found on pavement in parking ramps, parking lots and sides of streets. These crystals are mined through efforts of extreme greed, mainly in the regions of San Francisco, Oakland and San Jose. Authorities haven’t pursued the regulation of the harvesting of these crystals and in fact encouraged it through policy decisions leaving the free market to drive their harvesting. Entities like Safelite and AAA have greatly profited greatly from the sharp rise in their popularity. Generally harvested by lower class populations due to the low bar to enter this highly lucrative sector, it has lead to explosive growth. Driven by demand, consumers don’t seem to care the color or clarity unlike more traditional precious stones, gray, green and blue are the most common shades.

“Wow, look at all these California Diamonds on the ground in this parking garage! I don’t think these are ethnically sourced, let’s park somewhere else.”

by midwestisthebestwest August 12, 2023


Flaming diamond sword

The weapon of choice used by chemists to kill all members of isis and their children.

The chemist ran through the battle slicing up bullets and killing isis babies with the flaming diamond sword stoned off his ass on crudest row.

by cockmouthbrandon March 12, 2015


Blood Diamond Bride

Any engaged, or recently married woman who wears a diamond ring that comes from the De Beers Corporation. These diamonds are probably bought from human rights violating countries that are waging war against peaceful neighbors.

End note: But then again, it's only six degrees of separation to Kevin Bacon!

A lot of people paid with their lives so she can wear that ring, I bet that she doesn't know her status as a blood diamond bride.

by gravy111 November 30, 2010


Gewell-Diamond

A woman who is sweet, caring, and will always make you smile. Even tho she is sweet mess with someone she cares about, and she will fuck you up.

Person A: Look at that woman she's so sweet.
Person B: I think her name is Gewell-Diamond

by Soni screwdriver September 3, 2019


diamond nipping

Female equivalent of blue balling

Omg he's diamond nipping me again - when will I ever get my chance with Professor YouTube

by DrYT November 7, 2019


Diamond Fox

Anyone with this name is a beautiful wondrous person and everyone adores them. They have great understanding of everyone around them and love to draw!

Person 1: Oh did you see Diamond Fox's new artwork it was so cool

by Milk Jugs January 10, 2022