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When a solid turd is used as a sexual accessory in lieu of the traditional dildo or vibrator, due to lack of money to purchase said sexual implements.
Wanda achieved orgasm behind the dumpster at Wendy's using a hobo dildo.
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When you intentionally throw up to loose weight. A Fad diet started by Tyra Banks.
Man I just ate so many saltines I had to go and buckle up the dildos to make room for birthday cake.
The act of inserting a Hebrew national hotdogs into one's orphice for sexual pleasure
Megan, being Jewish, could not wait for her kosher dildo after temple. She went to the store to find Hebrew national hotdogs. Kosher meat for a kosher girl, she said.
a name you call someone when they are acting dumb or stupid and making you mad
Hey you! You’re such a dildo brain
A person who fucks pr gets fucked all the time
Dude i ran in the room to grab my wallet and 2 bitches were running a train on josh so i said "you look like a dildo"
When a woman takes her anger out on the world because her dildo no longer pleases her.
What an ass, she doesnt realize that shes in dildo denile.
Despite the energy and resources spent to create it, it's not even worth the time to practically use it
"Hey! Did you see the new JC Penny's they just built?"
"Didn't they go bankrupt?"
"Exactly! Another concrete dildo for the neighborhood!"