A 12 inch solid dildo that when you turn on becomes the texture and squishyness of a gummy bear and dances around. It can become fat for your loose ass pussy or even fatter for your anal craving asshole.
Parent: what do you want for Christmas makayla
Makayla: I WANT A DESIGNER DANCING DILDOππβππ
A confusing look on someone's face when they don't understand the Question or the joke that you just shared .
Tommy was so confused when his date asked for 10 pints of lager to wash down a bag of peanuts he had a face like a chimp trying to open a yellow dildo
An extinct dodo bird brought to life by scientists, and is repeatedly put through selective breeding to mutate it into the shape of a dildo. Then, it has C4 strapped to it and force fed dynamite. Lastly, it gets dropped out of a cargo plane and the explosives are detonated, spraying wet soggy meat everywhere.
My brother got mad at me for shoving an explosive dildo up his ass.
For boys a Lego flag pole into the uncircumcised pp
I had a Lego dildo when I was a child and high heels because my mom wanted me raped
a stinky mango that hasnβt been left in the fridge for months
my mom is brutally addicted to juicy dildo's!
A particular star sign that looks like two lighted dildos sword fighting for world freedom as each star point lights up. An example of this poetic dance can be found after dark at the lighted sign outside Walliβs in Burton, Michigan.
Hey man, weβre meeting at the bar near the sword fighting dildos. You coming?!
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