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Waking up in the morning to the sad realization that at last night's party you were seduced by a crazy, fat female. You had sexual relations with her and in the morning you woke up crazy.
"...dude last night I was at jimmy's and I banged some fat chick, I got mad cow disease this morning.."
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happy hardcore music, sum shit you might catch in a warehouse having unprotected sex... believe
"when used correctly condoms are 99.9% percent effective against "warehouse transmitted disease"
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Neon light disease is when the neon lights turn on you can't sleep.
A better example would be that once it gets dark you don't start getting tired until about 3-4 in the morning. Then at about 5 in the morning you finally crash.
1: I'm diagnosed with the neon light disease.
2: Excuse me?
1: Yeah, don't you see the club lights on?
2: Yes, but what does that have to do with anything?
1: When the neon lights turn on I wake up. ... You've never heard of it before?
2: Dude, I don't think anyone's heard of it before.
1: Ah well, that's their loss.
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The name comes from the two words Myspace and New.
Mynew Disease is a disease that is caused by someone joining the popular website Myspace for the first time. The victim is overcome by the "New Experience" that Myspace has given them.
Symptoms include:
-Posting approx. 10 pictures of yourself a day. (These pictures are usually very crappy and embarassing.) Sometimes the victim will post pictures of other things as their default.
-Making your Myspace profile long and trashy-looking. The victim will put lots of icons on their page in random places, and about random things.
-Using an unusual amount of exclamation points. (!)
-Using either (1)A very odd version of the victims real name as their display name OR (2)A weird quote as their display name
Other symptoms have occured.
Mynew Disease usually lasts about 1-2 months, but in some cases can last 3-4 months. Note that EVERYONE had/has this disease. The only cure is time.
(This is NOT a real profile!)
(Real name: Maddy)
Username 1: M@DDY
Username 2: Summer Lover!!!!
About Me:
OMGGGG my names MADDY and i'm so happy!! i love everyone even if they dont luv me! ohhh and i'm a dancin machine!!!!!
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Other user who has seen Maddy's profile:
"Uh oh... Looks like she has Mynew Disease.
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Budspair disease mimics all the symptoms of being bipolar and being psychotic. All people suffering from this disease are female, live in Indiana, have no job, have no life, live with their parents and obsess over men who CLEARLY are lying to multiple people..including all the personalities of the diseased. If you encounter someone with budspair disease,please do not try to reason with them, they will steal any pictures you post on the internet and come up with idiotic sayings.
Amy suffered so badly from budspair disease, she had to be spayed and 2 weeks later put to sleep for the sanity of the free world.
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A chronic progressive neurological disease that makes someone mention the word 'Nationalism' when Indians criticize Pakistan. It is marked especially by frothing in mouth, rigidity in stance, slowness of brain, impaired mental judgment, and acute heart ache. In some rare cases it also makes people proz titute thier dead loved ones for the sake of fame.
He is suffering from Gurmeharian Disease, why else he would support his enemies?
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squatted truck disease is typical for people who have an uneven amount of chromosomes in their system, therefore, they do not think like the rest of us, and mostly live in their own world. Commonly outcasts from society, especially in middle school, they were bullied mainly because of their inability to walk, speak, think, and even communicate In any form.
Due to this, they decided to do the unspeakable rebellious act in order to stand out in society that they decide to lift the front of their truck and lower the back. In doing so, suicide rates in a variety of different ages have increased drastically.
I always knew the sped kid would get squatted truck disease
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