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a sexual position only done by professionals where as the girl back bends onto the while the boy is sitting, and thrusting inside of her. a very complex position.
Guy 1: hey do you know kim? she gave me a green-eyed-bull
Guy 2: what really? your kidding.
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The feeling a mother gets when she is so proud of her children for doing some activity yet at the same time feels so jealous that she cannot do that same activity as well as her kids.
I can't believe I turned into a Green Eyed Mama while I ran with my daughter.
One minute I was so proud of her for running so quickly and far and the next I felt like the Green-Eyed Monster from Berenstain Bears.
A Fucking annoying person that has no loved ones in his life. and a Fucking dweeb and avid hentai watcher
You are such a fucking giga nigga, Eise
Another word for "penis."
Wow!!! His one eyed mouse wearing a turtle neck is weird...
When you are having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.
Person 1-"Oh man Sarah's angry at me."
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"
It's what happens to a woman who just got out of a rough relationship, and has a black eye that still needs healing, and she happens to run into R. Kelly, who takes her to his place for endless golden streams of sophisticated Champagne, gently grazing over her bruised eye socket.
Don't worry about a little Black Eyed P. baby, its me, the Peed Pipe-her of R&B
"Show the one-eyed zipper rat just where to hide his nose"