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Another slang word for a man's penis.
The drunk guy showed his one eyed wiggling Welshman to the crowd.
The act of hiding one's shitted underwear or pants under a bed.
Natalia: Oh man it stinks in here!
Katelyn: Yeah my roommate pulled another Stink Eyed Hippo without warning.
Natalia: Makes sense, she's a little mouse bitch.
When your boyfriend is going down on you and your pussy is sensitive but he won't stop. Clock him with the palm of your hand in the eye. He will rise up mouth gaping, and moist, winking one eye gasping.
I had a great cum but he wouldn't stop so I have him a " one eyed tuna"
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Someone who walks into Starbucks with bugged out eyes and proceeds to muscle their way behind the counter and proceeds to steal the coffee maker. Once they wrap their arms around the coffee maker their eyes pop out of their head as if they have a severe thyroid disorder. They run out the door stopping the employees from retrieving the coffee maker.
That Wide Eyed Bandit is addicted to caffeine.
When a girl gets licked so good she goes cross eyed while the performer is speaking in tounges wile she cums on their face
I over heard Ron at the office telling Frank about giving the bosses wife a cross eyed clittylicker at the Christmas party last weekend.
To beat ones man meat. Most of the time thoroughly and vigorously.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to polish the one eyed goat while going 80 in a 18 wheeler?
One who is very unique and fun to be with, always concerned, one that you will have unconditional love for.
OMG! Dude you're lucky to have Ei Mon