To shove someone's head by placing an open palm on the person's face and pushing. Similar to a slap, but without the speed and with the force directed forward rather than sideways; typically used to escalate a verbal argument just before coming to blows. It's the most offensive thing you can do to a person without causing them pain.
You can't face-mash a guy without expecting to get punched in the face.
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A threepiece band from South Wales who are best known for being the pioneers of the musical (or not musical, as the case may be) genre "shitcore." An intentionally awful band whose lyrical content includes stories of robots who smoke weed and descriptions of getting erections over slutty nurse's uniforms.
Guy 1: Hey, what are you listening to?
Guy 2: Breakdown Face!
Guy 1: Oh man! This is shit!
Guy 2: IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE!
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One whose face is most definitely homosexual looking.
Look at that joto face over their, he looks like Liberace.
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When someone is looking very sad they are said to have an emo face - an emo being someone who looks depressed most of the time
Whats wrong with her, she has such the emo face
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Going to meet a female strictly To mouth pump a her regardless of what she looks like.
Wanna go to the bulls game with me?
Nope sorry i have a face date.
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When a girl/guy in their 20's party's SO much and SO hard they be looking like their in their 40's
"You see that chick over there, she's single"
"Yeah but that B has got mad Party Face tho"
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in snowboarding: to have an extremely bad fall which caused you to get a mouth full of snow.
this jump looks intense. I'm going to eat face
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