fake-black

Someone who thinks they are black, and acts black, but they are not black. Or a half Cast person who thinks they are fully black.

White man: bruv there's bare heads in this joint, and I've got so much swagger.

Friend: shutup, your not black, you still live with your mum you fake-black pussy.

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Fake High

When someone who is afraid to inhale smoke acts like there high, when they dont inhale.

Jake - Fuck mayne im so high.
Jamal - Shut the fuck up mayne, you didnt even inhale.

Mike - I know Jamal. Jake, you can stop with your Fake High, you just look like your Chinese not high.

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fake eurofan

someone that doesn’t give 12 points to euphoria

omg how can you say you love eurovision but not give points to queen loreen what a fake eurofan

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Fake Weed

The shit that your friend got from his friends friends cousin, who lives in jamaica.

I bet that shits fake weed it dont even smell,

the stuff thats called Legal Bud

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Fake Friday

The day before a lone holiday in the middle of the week.

Jim: This Fake Friday on Tuesday is the kicks!

Bo: Sure, but Thursday's gonna feel like a Real Monday.

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Fake Edge

Someone who claims to be straight edge but drinks/smokes or does drugs in secret.

That guy claims edge but I've seen him drinking, He's fake edge.

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fake instagram

basically not instagram, just a fucking cheap copy of it

that is fake instagram 1STC

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