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A sexual act between a man and a woman wherein the man defecates directly into a woman's vagina. The man then uses his balls in a slapping motion to pat the feces into the vagina. Not pleasurable for either party.
My lady got botchulism after I have her the old Louisiana mud flap.
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slang term, i.e. Don't leave me hanging out to dry!
To idle blindly. No direction. Uncertainty.
Well call me and let me know what is up! Don't leave me with my dick flapping in the wind!
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What one is forced to do when trying to have sex with an obese female, and does not have any flour handy to roll her in to help search for the wet spot.
Pick a random flap of fat and proceed to fuck it.
I was so drunk last night I went home with a fat chick and I had to pick a flap and fuck it!
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Balls. When sitting correctly, a mans testes may cover the anus and becoming a 'mud flap'. Also, when two are engaged in intercourse in the missionary position, the mans testes may cover the woman's anus and therefore becoming the woman's 'mud flap'.
Woman: What's a mud flap?
Man: I'll show you...
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The acting of Ripping ones "Piss Flaps" in any event, game, or sitatuion. There is no literal ripping of flaps, however ripping someones flaps is a phrase used to convey the message that you have dominated that person and they have been humiliated by having their flaps ripped. The effects of having one's flaps ripped can linger for days and in some cases last forever.
"Tony I'm going to Rip your Flaps!"
"Damnit George, Im gonna Rip Your Flaps!"
"Poor Tony, You are always getting your flaps ripped, I feel bad for your flaps."
"Thano, why do you always Rip Tony's Flaps?"
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someone saying something that doesn't mean anything in the real world
Despite what the customer service rep tells you, it's just gums flapping. You gotta get something in writing.
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