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A complex, dedicated computed server designed to use parallel processing to handle large volumes of information related to jokes. Joke analysts can then consolidate raw data from the server to formulate jokes and pranks.
Kyle heard that the joke server had crashed, but wasn't worried because Robert assured him that the backup system would handle the extra capacity until the problem could be solved by the IBM engineers.
When you cum in a girls mouth and it sprays out of her nose.
Rachel was going down on me when I gave her the good ol "cafeteria joke'.
a joke that isn't rude, obscene, vulgar, or derogatory, but is still a joke because it is funny and makes you laugh
She knew how to tell a proper joke, and everyone laughed in the auditorium.
Generally specific things that happen in such an ironic way; only a the fucked up god screwing with you could explain it.
Basically it shows how no human can escape the laws of casualty/ fate. The joke is even more funny when a person tries to resist fate/prophecy, and quite un-ironically ends up MAKING it happen.
For example:
The greatest God Joke that has been told since ancient Greek history. The play of Oedipus (you can still wiki it ya know!)
Prepare to F your moms, Déjà vu, and let your deams be dreams. Because whatever God/s you believe in is laughing at you. That's even including Kim Jon un. XD
I'm willing to bet you lived through a God joke at least once. :P
So I was talking to one my bros about the past election, he was like:
"yo Hillary Clinton man... cheated the democrat primaries, cheated Bernie Sanders, Deleted her Illuminati emails AND lied about them, even got caught but didn't answer to her crimes, oh and that's not all. She even had the feminists + tumblr on her side. Then she did all that just to lose the DONALD fucking TRUMP. LOL! What a goddamn God joke man! its just so fucked up haha!"
Elision of For a Laugh and Jokes
Abbreviation: L&J's
Made by Cal Griff (by accident)
1. To do something for the hell of it.
2. To show when you aren't being serious (or when you are and don't want shit about it).
1. A. Wanna go to the fair tommorow?
B. Nah, that's gay?
A. C'mon, for laugh and jokes?
B. Ok
2. A. Shut up you fat bitch!
B. What?
C. Harsh!
A. Laugh and jokes!
Man: Sorry about that prank yesterday.
Man 2: It's fine, it was just a practical joke.
Jokes made with Drumstick Ice Cream peanuts that coat the outside.Usually made with the ones that have fallen off and are still in the bag.
Nuts jokes:
"Hey wanna grab my nuts?"
"I gotta bag full of nuts for you."
"You wanna play with my nuts, and you can eat these too?"
"You want my nuts, you could use them."