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From my basement a Duolingo owl wants me to do my French lesson 2 days later from the basement FRENCH OR TRENCH
Don’t do a duolingo lesson in 2 days notification duo lingo
You haven’t done your French you know what happens now ADT back door break in proceed with caution Duolingo owl in the living room FRENCH OR TRENCH
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When the guy sticks his dick in rice and then fucks the girl cooking the rice and then making sushi with it after
Let’s make some French sushi
When you wipe your ass and shit gets on your pinky finger.
Man I shit so much that I had a French swipe.
Stupid ass class that I dick around in.
Person one: Yo did you do your French 3 work today?
Person two: fuck no.
When you wrap your member in a crepe or pancake and your partner eats it off.
My girlfriend wanted breakfast in bed so I gave her a French Corndog.
The fucking cheapest and best American food in the world
Bob: Yo bro I’m hungry but poor :(
Jim: go get French fries from McDonald’s
Bob: oh shit I didn’t think about that
When an effeminate man gets mad and tries to fight, but he can't really fight like a man, he just daintily flails his arms, starts crying and just ends up softly hugging whoever he is attacking.
"Dude was pretty mad, but he just French Tackled me, which ended up being pretty awkward."