Having intercourse with a baguette or similar French style bread then finishing inside and applying it to your partners head in a helmet fashion.
Samantha is a freak in bed. She let me do a French helmet to her last night!
When one person inhales smoke and another person breathes it in through the first person’s nose
Becky french shotgunned that bong rip straight from J’s nose
3 people on top of each other having sex
Dude I had the best French wedge with your mom and dad last night
(Noun) The first partner readies a pot of hollandaise sauce; wearing a beret and a baguette, under one arm; all on an exercise bike, nude. The second partner then completely lubes up with half of the Hollandaise, being careful not to lower the temperature of the pot too much as this will ruin the consistency. Return to heat. Finally, with a running start and holding two live parrots; the second partner dives onto a prepared slip-and-slide, now aimed with the precision of a laser-guided missile, into the partners' awaiting orifice. The anal cavity is traditional, but records indicate that any orifice works.
The act ends with the first partner's lungs compressed by the force of the initiation of the act, creating the "Grunt" we're all familiar with, today.
Dude 1: "Did you hear; Stacy gave Deborah a French Grunt?"
Everyone in earshot: *Projectile vomiting sounds*
A piece of toilet paper discarded after a person relieves themselves in nature.
What's that on the long grass?
Oh gross it's a French lily!
When a girl is giving a blowjob whilst cupping the testicles, and without warning works a pinky into the backdoor.
Guy 1: yeah this girl gave the best head last night, knew all the moves.
Guy 2: really? What she do?
Guy 1: oh you know, licking the head, deep throat, ... the French stranger..
Guy 2: she what??
Guy 1: nothing.