When you have a three-quarter chub, or a 75% boner. A boner with just a little give; able to get the job done but needs a little extra help.
Dude, she showed me her nipple and I immediately got a French 75er.
A nasty unusual way of birth dealing with mainly the pussy
They had a french birth
While getting a blow job from someone with a stoma you put your finger over the stoma to increase the suction.
Debbie wasn’t getting a good seal on Joe, so she gave herself the French catheter and finished the job like a pro.
An act of sexual mastication between consenting partners, for the sweet tooth in us all. Delicately place a round pastry atop the orifice of your choice on/in your partner. While the partner lies waiting, you lean in and devour with gusto the pastry. The pastry must not fall. You will know you are done by the sensation of a "satisfying film" in your mouth.
I was hungry, (s)he was horny, so we settled on a couple of French crullers and both left quite satisfied.
"French head" is my 90+ year old grandfathers slang term for a dildo
She pleasures herself with a French head.
Simlar to the French Kiss. (A kiss with a tongue), but instead of oral, you use anal activity.
Dude have a mint, your breath smells...
I Gave your mom French Backdoors last night, thats why my breath is not fresh anymore.