February 11th is when every girl will be obligated to grab a dick as part of their routine
Did you know it’s February 11th?
Yeah, I’m excited because it’s National grab d day
You’re allowed to grab any part of a girl or boy on May 2nd
“Todays May 2nd!”
“Isn’t that national grab anything day?”
“Hell yeah man!”
On June 5 go out and grab some thighs! It doesn’t matter if they are thick or thin, grab-em. Join this day to celebrate all the thighs that are on people’s legs by grabbing them, squeezing them, or even just slapping them! You can even tell everyone about it, then you can grab their thigh. You could also grab any random persons thighs as they walk or stand near you!
“Today’s National Grab a thigh day so don’t forget to grab a thigh today!”
On June 5 go out and grab some thighs! It doesn’t matter if they are thick or thin, grab-em. Join this day to celebrate all the thighs that are on people’s legs by grabbing them, squeezing them, or even just slapping them! You can even tell everyone about it, then you can grab their thigh. You could also grab any random persons thighs as they walk or stand near you!
“Today’s National Grab a thigh day to don’t forget to grab a thigh”
When you’ve been grabbed around the waist to the point where you cannot physically escape no matter how hard you try
“Oh my god I just saw Ben hunter grab Tia! she could not escape!”
When a male specimen holds on to a girl around their hips all night. Territorially. Doesn’t leave their side
Yo did you see Ben last night Hunter grab Tia
It’s basically Slap ass month just a different approach
-Did you hear it’s grab titty november?
-Oh shit here’s my time, thanks for reminding me.