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A woman often mistaken as pregnant, when in actuality she is simply a fatty.
Thought I was hooking up with a pregnant chlick the other night so I didn't use a condom; come to find out bitch was a fraud gut!
Him: Congratulations, ma'am, when are you do?
Her: Excuse me? I'm not pregnant!
Him: Well then, don't I feel embarrassed..., you fuckin' fraud gut!
When your gut looks like Gothmogs face
I thought I looked good slim, but you can see my Gothmog gut
Noun:
Gut sex; referring to the Greek God of Assholes. Formally known as Mason the Gut.
- Gut sex, anal fucking, back door creeping, pound the brown ect...
I’m going to Gut sex her sister.
A virgin vagina over the age of 21 with no history of ever trimming her pubic hair.
Some women get to be 50 years old and still have a FUZZY-GUT
A game on Roblox taking place during the Napoleonic Wars, where zombies are rising from the ground, and a group of survivors from different nations band together to survive.
In my opinion, this game is amazing and is highly recommended, it’s clear that time and effort was put into it, even bringing in foreign accents for different NPCs, such as Jean from the Catacombs.
Types of players in Guts & Blackpowder when you are being grabbed by a zombie:
Life infantry: Shoot with a musket/carbine/stab with sword/pike then abandon you
Officer: Shoot with flintlock or stab with sword
Seaman/Navyman: Zombie blown away by a blunderbuss/atomized by the nock gun
Fifer: *plays tunes while you get dragged to the floor and become an infected, just to get tackled by your infected zombie*
Sapper: Slice and dice
Priest: Kills zombie with a stake then spams blessing on you
Surgeon/Doctor: Kills zombie with a sword then spams medical supplies on you
Old Guard: Saves you while thinking you are useless
A Roblox zombies game set in the time period of the Napoleonic Wars, complete with weaponry from the time period (long ass reload times)
Person 1: I'm bored wanna hop on Guts & Blackpowder
Person 2: Nah I like clicking simulator but I think I'm getting carpel tunnel syndrome
Person 1: :skull:
when you have anal intercourse with a man and his asshole prolapses and his guts begin to fall out of his body but you keep going and do not stop the intercourse
Mark "hey man how was that gay bar last night"
Jeff "it was great until I got a Singaporean gut fucking from this black guy named Octavion"