Guy Lie

A special moment in time when all the guys in a room/area simultaneously create a lie on the spot to cover up something they were all just doing. It usually happens when telling the truth would get them in trouble, and each guy takes a turn telling the lie when the last runs out of ideas. If the same lie was told by one guy, it would not usually be plausible. It's the multiple accounts that makes it magical.

Can be applied to when caught watching porn, peeping on someone, circle jerking, etc.

John: Dude, me and a bunch of friends almost got caught last night by James' girlfriend.

Jake: Oh, shit, what happened?

John: Don't worry, me and everyone else made a guy lie on the spot. It was beautiful.

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purple guy

the man behind the slaughter

purple guy is such a sigma male. he rids the world of all the beta children and uses their soul remnants to make better animatronics. purple guy has a sigma male trillionaire grindset. i wish i could be like purple guy one day.

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Guy manicure

A guy's manicure. Involves cleaning out fingernails out using a switchblade or pocketknife. Not for most women. Women who can do a guy manicure usually score higher with men on a coolness-factor. All guy manicures are self-performed. Never, ever, ask for a guy manicure from someone else.

-FB chat-
Girl 1:Whatcha doing?
Guy 1:Giving myself a manicure.
Girl 1:Cool, what do you use?
Guy 1:My switchblade. It's a guy manicure.

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Your not that guy

"Your not that guy" is what you say when someone tries to act better than they really are and imitate someone. If they fail horribly, you tell them "Your not that guy".

Jim: Bro look im Steph Curry
*misses shot*
Bill: Your not that guy

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is this guy for real

What you ask other people when you hear something so stupid, you cannot properly comprehend it

English teacher: You're grammar could be improved.
Me: Is this guy for real?

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Rye Guy

Simply put, a rye guy is a guy with an affinity for rye, particularly rye bread.

Don't talk shit about rye guys.

Julian: "wow nick is such a rye guy"

Eric: "wow lmao isn't that just like a soy boy"

Julian: "Don't talk shit about rye guys."

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guy candy

A physically, visually attractive man. Male-specific version of "eye candy."

She freely admits it's a poorly written show, and that she only watches it for the guy candy.

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