Hairy Merry-Go-Round

Freakishly large areola, baracaded by mounds of weave you can braid.

Cindy!!!!!...do you see those hairy merry-go-rounds through that guys wet t-shirt????????

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One Hairy Night Stand

1. A one night stand with a person who has an exceptional amount of body hair.

2. Hooking up with someone who rudely leaves body hair all over your bed sheets, which results in never calling him or her for a second go-around.

3. A hairy hump horror!

Girl 1 wakes up to change her sheets after a drunk night with a guy she meets at a Valentines Day party.
"Holy cow! There is pubic hair all over my sheets!"

Girl 1's friend: "BARRFFFFFF"

Girl 1: "I don't want all this hair in my washer, I'm going to roll it up in this lint remover tape roller"

Girl 1's friend: "BARRRFFFFFFF"

Girl 1: "That was one hairy night stand!"

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Hairy 2 yr old

Get your dad to shave he's pubes and stick it to your little 2 yr old brothers upper penis, then get your son/ brother to run around naked in town and show of he's merchandise.

"Look at that kid, he's got more pubes than me (50 yr old single male). He's a hairy 2 yr old lol

fortnite hairy ball porn

yeehaw

jackson: hey fred can we go on your computer and watch fortnite hairy ball porn in hd quality?
fred: what the fuck

Fairy tale hairy tail

When someone uses a combination of fairy tales and dodgy stories to describe something or an event.

James was so vague and all over the place man telling me what happened in the bar last night, his usual fairy tale hairy tail kinda storytelling!

go suck a hairy one

Referring to giving oral to a hairy penis, typically said as an insult or said after an embarrassing joke.

Jeff: "You pull no girls, Jason."
Jason: "Go suck a hairy one.

Mike Who Cheese Hairy

A trick to make your friends hate you (My Coochies Hairy)

*Writes it down* Read it out loud. "Mike Who Cheese Hairy"

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