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n. (chemistry) a very small drop of liquid, smaller than a.. "usual drop" that it is only half of a drop. Thing is, how do you cut water in half?...
(Student A carefully drips certain chemical into a solvent as instructed by the teacher during chemistry lab session...)
Student B (furiously): Damn it! Uncle Chem said HALF A DROP! You added A WHOLE DROP!
Student A: ...
Student C: ... how 'you drip half a drop.. it's just a drop if it drops, dude.
Student B: *storms away with palms in pants pockets*
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used as an excuse to make up for trying to not be wrong or lying.
Hey bro, you told me the gym closed at 9. It actually closes at 11.
Bro, I was half-asleep.
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half cheeking is when someone or yourself is on public transport and you sit down but you only sit own with one half cheek on the seat
person 1: that person you were sitting next to you looked crazy
person 2: yeah thats why i was half cheeking
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A Half Halfer is a African American who is also White. It is usually use in a joke.
Haha look at that Kid Simon, hes a Half Halfer!
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1. You know when you make that really inappropriate joke in front of adults if you're a teen and vice versa, that they really shouldn't laugh at so they just let out a single "HA!"
2. When you laugh at a joke that isnt that funny to make the person feel good.
(On a busride home)
Teen 1: Damn i have a lot of homework to do
Teen 2: Yeah I can't wait to get home and "study" (drug reference hand gesture)
Middle Aged Bus Driver: HA! (half laugh)
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