My ship hath/has sailed

A phrase many shippers use to say that their ship has been confirmed. Oftentimes, a headcannon.

Andrew: My ship hath/has sailed!
Mark: What ship?
Andrew: You know, my headcannon.

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When a guy has big feet

They usually have big shoes when they have big feet.

Tim: I have big feet
John: You know what they when a guy has big feet
Tim: They got big shoes

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the shiot has hit the fan mothafucka

1. when things go wrong

2. a phrase you can add literally anywhere and anytime

3. something you can say to someone when you get uber-pissed at them

1. The shiot hit the fan when Justin Timberlake became horny. The result: A "wardrobe malfunction." (you know Janet liked it....)

2. ::frog breathes:: The shiot has hit the fan, mothafuckaaaaaaa!!

3. When the fangirls claimed Orlando as their own, the girl with the gun in the back of the crowd screeched, "THE SHIOT HAS HIT THE FAN, MOTHAFUCKAAAAAAAAAA!" and shot all the fangirls.

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I can has cheese burger?

A saying used by n00bs looking to acquisition themselfs a tastey snax, most pr0bibly a ch33s3burg3r. This term can be used whilst at a WTFBBQ!!!!

" heyz im hungr3yz i want to has somethingz to eat at your WTFBBQ? , " I can has cheese burger? pretty plox?"

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A man has fallen into the river in LEGO City

A popular meme made from the advertisement for the lego city emergency collection sets.

A man has fallen into the river in LEGO City! Start the new rescue helicopter! HEY! Build the helicopter, and off to the rescue! Prepare the lifeline, lower the stretcher, and make the rescue! The new emergency collection from LEGO®️ City.

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A man has fallen into the river in lego city

part of the lego city rescue helicopter commercial

A man has fallen into the river in lego city! H E Y! start the rescue helicopter.

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HABFNAR (ha-boof-nar)

Half a boner for no apparent reason.

I was at my son's bris ceremony when I got a HABFNAR (ha-boof-nar) and was asked to leave by the rabbi.

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