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human cat

a name for someone who

1. acts like a cat at all times during the day
2. a human who's name happens to be cat or kat.

3. a derogatory term towards a real cat

" who were you just talking to?"
"that girl named kat she is the coolest!"

"meow!"
"oh dont talk to me you HUMAN CAT! haha jokes on you because your a real cat! :P"

by komron goodman sir jones March 29, 2011

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human zoo

Formerly a Sunday night radio show on talksport.Finished when Boyd got sacked.Hugely entertaining.

Line one, you're live on talksport, good evening......

by quare fellow March 15, 2004

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Human Tissue

A female who uses her tongue to clean up a man after he ejaculates.

Yo, did you hear about how kinky Damien's mom is? She likes to watch me masturbate then be a human tissue. It's hot!

by Billy Blue June 7, 2009

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human spluge

A person so utterly nauseating, repulsive, and abominable that they can only be equated with a cold, quivering blob of ejactulate.

I'm sorry, but that asshole was a living, breathing human spluge.

by Mike August 7, 2003

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sub-human

An individual who prepares the sandwiches in places such as subway or quiznos. This definition is somewhat derogatory but reflects the lowly status of this 'occupation'.

The sub-human screwed up by putting in red onion when I specifically asked for none.........again!

by Ryd June 25, 2006

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human sieve

human (USUALLY women!) having to pee constantly! slowing down the 'show' to occupy a 'bowl'!!

wheres' t'neequa? -cuttin' her a piss! -that bitch is a human sieve!!

that judy is a human sieve!

by michael foolsley July 13, 2011

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the 'human condition'

The part of the human psyche that compels people to refer to anything counterproductive or stupid as the "human condition".

"That fly tangling itself up in an effort to free itself is a metaphor for the 'human condition'."

by Valsprok February 4, 2013

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