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Nerd Cave

A really, REALLY messy room with a tapered ceiling, LED lights, at least 3 easily accessible electronics, empty soda cans, and huge curtains always covering the (optional) windows.

"Man, I went to Jeremy's place the other day, his room's a total Nerd Cave."

by homeboyofthecave January 18, 2023


Ape cave

A 5" wide asshole from anal sex

My gf came back with a ape cave after she aborted my child as a child on meth now in depression I'm addicted as I had to console and reassure with sloppy seconds

by Cody5050 January 29, 2022


Bargain Cave

1. A low-priced prostitute
2. A woman who performs sexual favors or acts for low value gifts

1. "oh... traci from down the block only charges $10 per lay. She is such a bargain cave!"
2. "Meadow is a such a bargain cave... all you have to do is buy her a kamakazi shot and she'll go down on you!"

by riskywhisky December 20, 2012


Carter's Cave

A place that tends to boggle the mind and leaves people scarred upon seeing it.

He was fine at first, but after seeing Carter's Cave he was never the same.

by Salanzarx November 19, 2018


adam cave

Never been in a Cave never u90kg strongman bald head

Dam look at that Adam Cave he's bald and over 90kg strongman

by Mr u90 October 9, 2021


The Man Cave

what dkain calls his sex dungeon.

The Man Cave wdrne'uhg/l
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by quartz89 February 3, 2022


Uncle Cave

The nickname given to many of the uncles who have gone rogue and decided to sleep in caves. They traded their beds for sleeping in 4 feet of water and green bugs. Just a miracle, they used to be proctologists.

uncle cave used to choke and sputter on the pond water that sloshed into his mouth nocturnally. then he figured to tape his mouth shut, so that when he sleeps in 4ft of water and green bugs nothing violates his mouth. uncle cave's body is a temple

my only worry about uncle cave is that he's blind. my poor blind uncle could wander into a public restroom & sleep, hands and legs in the toilet, because he confused the smell with his bed of water and green bugs

my uncle cave almost died last weekend. He lives in a cave and there was a record amount of water from the sky (rain). He normally sleeps in a bed of 4 ft of water & green bugs but it was 9 feet of water by morning

hello I am uncle cave is it's okay to bring a tinder date back to my cave? my bed is 4 feet of water & green bugs

I guess of all my uncles uncle cave likes caves the best. he sleeps in one standing up, in 4 foot of water & green bugs. I love uncle cave and he gets hoes

many have tried to ding dong ditch uncle cave and all have failed. it is because he has no doorbell. and no door. He Lives in a Cave (always worried about it)

if uncle cave was a prostitute, he told me he would be as cheap as possible. he just wants to make people happy. also she would smell like shit no demand

by pink and orange girl August 13, 2022