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the definition my friend wants me to show him so he can finish his work but not im here writing this because im yes. now he is wactching me and writing on my screen with a eraser
friend: hey could i get this one now?
me: *writes this* no
friend: why? *draws dicks all over my screen*
me: you dumbass you drew a dick thats as short as yours
friend: you ching
When someone says lmao, people often say this to rhyme with them.
Ex: lmao lmao lmao
Ha lmao now brown cow
Lmao dude, that’s funny, lmao now brown cow
An interjection used by African American people when someone says something absurd or ridiculous, often followed by a scorning takedown of what was said like the world has never seen before.
White person: "Racism doesn't exist anymore because lynchings and segregation have been outlawed."
African American person: "Oh, now..."
A timing used mostly by married women to mean "at some point in the next 15min to an hour I'm leaving the house"
A timing used mostly by married men to mean "literally right this very second I'm leaving the house"
Husband: "Hey, when are we leaving?"
Wife: "Now"
.... 25min later
Husband: "Are you ready yet?"
Wife: "no..."
Did you just literally tried to write know ? Well guess what, you misspelled it. Look at the Oxford Dictionary or something
Teacher: "Name" got 9/10 in the spelling test.
Name: But I wrote everything right!
Teacher: Nah you ain't ( Points at now )
Name: That's how to write know!
In the words of that popular song, "I wonder who's kissing her now'