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the better version of tony stark
he does whatever he wants.
and no one could ever beat him.
The Superior Iron Man is so fucking hot
When you bust in a girls face, and you hit her with a tennis racket so that the ridges resemble those of a waffle iron.
Wow, Bobby just gave Kate a massive Belgian waffle iron!
To have your face rubbed in the stains on a bed whilst your partner watches tv
I gave her the rusty ironing board to Maxxx
A web series created by Red&Blue&Vyond Studios based on a Pokeask blog on tumblr called ask-the-iron-queen, created by Boomer. The series' early days consisted of only four: Vucko, Cecilia, Katherine, and Jakub. Since Episode 5, The series' cast has started to grow and introduced new characters like Voochko, Copper, Powder, etc.
Have you seen the newest Iron Queen: The Series episode yet?
A Cast Iron Cunt is the opposite of a "normal' cunt. Whereas a cunt is a very useful thing to both men and women, the Cast Iron Cunt is totally fucking useless piece of crap.
That idiot manager at the shop is a Cast Iron Cunt...totally useless.
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V. to meet a fly honey with braces at a bumpin party. Then, proceed to take her into a room with shag carpeting and shove and twist that ho's face into the carpeting until her braces have been adequately tangled in said carpet. After, proceed to have your way with her.
Wesley: Ew, dude, that chick has braces.
Derek: Whatever, man, I'd Iron Man that ho.
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When you have so much ass hair you it creates an impenetrable wall and if anyone tries to go through it, it shreds their dick to ribbons
Last night I was taking a shit and it got caught in my iron jungle.
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